Who Would Win?

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Big Macs clog arteries, so if it were many Big Macs, I'd say they'd give Chesterton a heart attack... But only one? I'll go with the person (assuming he has teeth).

Byron vs. James Dean?
_{Wait... does it break some space-time-continuum-crap to have a guy fighting his clone (which I was taught James Dean was of Byron)?}