"Book-A-Minute Classics"

[Gina]

My teacher showed this to us for a "Friday Funny" and I figured it's something we could all giggle about.

www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml

My favorites are The Scarlet Letter, The Great Gatsby, The Crucible, and The Lady or the Tiger.

[Dodger Thirteen]

I do love these. Moby Dick is my favourite.

[Fuck Yeah Dion]

Haha nice reads.

[onlyaworkingtitle]

AAAAH THESE ARE FANTASTIC.

"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner":

Ancient Mariner
I am creepy and old. Listen to me.

Wedding Guest
I'm late, but I'll listen.

Ancient Mariner
I killed an albatross. Then everyone died.

THE END

[Gina]

Gatsby
Daisy, I made all this money for you, because I love you.
Daisy
I cannot reciprocate, because I represent the American Dream.
Gatsby
Now I must die, because I also represent the American Dream.
(Gatsby DIES.)
Nick
I hate New Yorkers.


THE END

I burst into laughter whenever I read this one. It will never get old.

[andreaisabbbw]

The one on The Collected Works of E.E. Cummings is hilarious.

[Olive]

Female Lead
I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.
Male Lead
I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.
(They find out.)


THE END

And this is why I can never love Austen.